(Source: wearingyourskin-likeitstootight)
I have no sympathy for characters who die in horror movies
They’re all retarded or were dropped at birth or something.
“Oh look! An ominous red glow coming from a room I didn’t even know existed until just now when I heard a terrified screech and went to investigate. Looks legit, better go and see if there’s some cookies in there-OHSHIT AN AXE WIELDING MANI-AAAHHHHHCKCKCKCKCKCKCK”
And then there’s blood everywhere and they’re acting like the victim and I’m like “Bitch, if you’re stupid enough to go into a glowing red room then a serial murderer has every right to brutally butcher you.”
Like. Stop complaining.
Man up.
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ why do people still do these you are giant faggots please stop
Frankly, I don’t even know why Britney Spears still exists. Just saying.
(Source: touchofserendipity)
why would anyone actually read a book when sparknotes
I hope someone informs Madonna that she hasn’t been hot since 1991.
